My Life is Average:
-Today, as I was leaving my class, I heard my professor yell "Stop!" I froze. My professor proceeded to run in front on me, and jump on a particularly crunchy leaf. He walked off, and I thought no more of it, until I got +10% on my next test, with the note: For satisfying my inner child. MLIA.
(THAT'S SO CUTE!!!)
-Yesterday, my teacher caught me playing neopets in the library. Today I received a neopets friend request from him. I'm a junior in college.
-Today, I walked into the men's restroom and saw a tampon dispenser. I'm still confused. MLIA
- Two days ago, on Halloween, I opened the door to some trick-or-treaters. They were dressed as Dumbledore, Harry, Hermione, Ron, and Snape. They started making a ticking noise and proceeded to sing from the Mysterious Ticking noise. At the end, they all shouted "Boom" in unison and fell over. Another kid dressed like Voldemort came and finished the song. I gave them all of the candy I had. MLIA.
-Today, I ordered burritos online to pick up at Freeb!rds. I put the order name under 'Voldemort' just for fun. When I got home to eat, I pulled out my burrito and it said 'He who must not be named' on top. I'm still smiling. MLIA
(omg Harry Potter ftw.)
-Today in church I sat behind a child and his mother. Before mass the mother turned to her son and said 'Hey we don't wear flip flops to church!' to which her son calmly replied 'Jesus wore sandals'. Genius. MLIA.
-Today, I received back a paper that I spent hours writing. I noticed on the fourth page that my professor circled the word "fitty" (supposed to be fifty). In the margins, he wrote "This ain't no gangsta schoo, Gee." I'm in law school. MLIA.
-Today, I walked into the living room to find my parents fighting for the remote. One wanted to watch Monday night football, the other wanted to watch Gossip Girl. After rude remarks and unnecessary words were spoken, my mom finally gave up and said she would watch football in her room. I'm a little worried about my dad. MLIA
-Yesterday, I was handing out candy when a costumeless boy came up and wondering what he was, I asked. He looked at me with a straight face and said, ''I'm a serial killer. We look like everyone else.'' Easily made my night. MLIA
-Last night, after I thought all of the trick-or-treaters were gone, a boy of about 14 years of age came to my house. He was dressed all in red. Instead of saying 'trick-or-treat', he said 'I'm your period, sorry I'm late.' He got my last jumbo bag of candy, and he restored all of my faith in his generation. MLIA
You have no idea how many times I've been trying to stifle my laugh in front of my sister because she gets pissed off easily at the smallest things. Oh I love my life~
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-Rene